Amelie-Marie is a French writer living in Tokyo since 2013. When she isn't complaining about the price of cheese in Japan, she likes to talk about its culture and society — and always keeps it punny.
Guess we won't be going anywhere after all.
Just how far can you stretch your yen?
Learn how to seek and give advice in Japanese with this week's (maddening) tweet.
See, us gaijin aren't the only ones!
To wasabi or not to wasabi, that is the question.
We're not buying that ridiculous 'apology' either.
Sorry to rain on your parade, but Japan's Go to Travel campaign is only for domestic tourists.